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The Meagan: 100%-meat pizza

May 23rd, 2007

The cheese is made from beef rennet, of course

Who cares about cholesterol?

Posted in meagan, penguins, pizza, vegan, vegetarian

40 Responses

  1. Dan


  2. GFYM

    cheese is not meat.

  3. jln

    Should be 100% animal product…

  4. Anonymous

    Cheese is still a animal byproduct.

  5. mokey

    actually most cheese is made with non animal rennet these days, thats why most cheese is vegetarian safe. but get some good local cheese made with proper rennet and your laffin

  6. Tron

    Me and my buddy did something like that, but instead of egg crust, we used thinly sliced steak…. pretty much a pile of meat, it was awesome

  7. Anonymous

    Haha, I’m vegan, but totally amused by this. ๐Ÿ˜€

    But gawd, eating any amount of that would take a stomach of steel.

  8. Levi

    What does penguin taste like?

  9. Meagan

    The name “Meagan” is already taken..

  10. hahahgsfdty

    Penguin tastes quite alot like koala bear, believe it or not.

  11. Wyatt Kirby

    A pizza I’ve long dreamed of making: The Noah’s Ark. Two of Every Animal.

  12. Kevin

    I’m sorry, but MEATLOVERS!!! come on. Otherwise good thinking (even though you’re super late)

  13. Garry

    It amuses me how people seem to think that when they order a meatlover’s pizza they have had their crust replaced with meat. People, this visionary is talking ALL MEAT. No bread; No cheese; just 100% manliness.

  14. haha

    just replace the crust and the cheese from a meatlover’s

  15. God

    Wyatt Kirby I will make your dream come true! I say unto thee make me a pizza of epic purportions, and it shall have 2 of every animal, but no chicken, cause chicken sucks!

  16. Nick

    If somebody makes this pizza, I will buy one every week for the rest of my LIFE. (Meaning about three weeks, depending on my arteries. ๐Ÿ™‚

  17. Lol

    lol penguin…

  18. Ben

    How about some panda steaks to go with that penguin?

  19. The doctor

    Funny idea, but I’m not eating it until someone finds a way of getting tomato sauce from animals ๐Ÿ˜€

  20. Hamglen

    How is egg or cheese a meat? It should have a meat base also. Then it would be awesome

  21. the0ne

    I want extra penguin

  22. person

    “thats why most cheese is vegetarian safe.” Cheese has always been vegetarian “safe”, its vegans that don’t eat cheese or eggs.
    Vegetarian != Vegan

  23. linuxamp

    Levi: “What does penguin taste like?”


  24. Alex

    “Cheese has always been vegetarian โ€œsafeโ€, its vegans that donโ€™t eat cheese or eggs.
    Vegetarian != Vegan”

    No, a lot of cheese is made from animal rennet which is in no way vegetarian (rennet is produced in animal stomachs, and is aquired by cutting the stomach of a calf open) – Most UK cheeses use artifical rennet and are vegetarian, but as I noticed when I moved to Sweden the majority here are not.

    (Coming from a now vegan, once vegetarian)

  25. Megan

    My name is megan, Im vegan and i find this totally amusing!

  26. Ror

    Meat is flesh. Cheese is not made from flesh, so cheese is actually NOT meat. Logic, anyone?

  27. daniel

    thinly rolled hamburger crust… add toppings, scrambled eggs to hold the thing together…

  28. Vegan

    Instead of dough use meatloaf, instead of sauce use taco meat, then just put pepperoni, sausage, hamburger meat, steak, and top it all off with some bacon and a side of ribs and you have a real meat pizza.

  29. luna

    i would like to try some delicious penguin ๐Ÿ™‚

  30. Anonymous

    The cheese is made from beef rennet, of course.

  31. chorizochub

    when i get paid (and can afford food) on friday, I am going to attempt to make this.
    and fuck you all, cheese is good enough to be considered meat, just because it is the supreme culmination of culinary genius to have graced humankind with its presence thus far.

  32. chorizochub

    although i don’t know if my check will be big enough to afford penguin… I didn’t work any overtime this week, so buying hunting/arctic camping supplies and flying to somewhere I can bag a penguin may have to wait until business picks up a bit.

  33. Teros

    I would eat this. After calling for paramedics and making sure my health/life insurance covers my hospital/funeral costs (I know I’m going to have a heart attack after eating this but I dont know if it will be fatal.)

  34. siobhan

    there are a few variations of this in england

    1 is-

    Five delicious meat toppings including: Pepperoni, Sausage, Meatballs, Ground Beef and Smoky Bacon, together with our tangy BBQ Sauce and Mozzarella Cheese, all on our classic fresh-dough base.

    and there are others

    but no penguin meat unfortunately.

  35. joe

    omg, i died laughing at this one. sorry to the author for all the people who looked entirely too much into this one. i love your work

  36. cribcat

    That would make a kickin open faced omelet but you still need a good sauce if its gonna be pizza.

  37. DasPapst

    silly. MMM i want some vegan pizza now

  38. Dave

    The Doctor said:

    “Funny idea, but Iโ€™m not eating it until someone finds a way of getting tomato sauce from animals”

    Of course, this pizza wouldn’t have tomato sauce… it would have BBQ sauce.

    BBQ sauce is pure essence of BBQ. It is made by pouring beer over the BBQ plate while cooking sausages, steak and bacon.

    It has nothing at all to do with plants in any way (except the ones that were burned to heat the BBQ that is.)

    Anyway, I’m seeing a large slice of salami as the base.

  39. one

    When cancer knocks your door, remember thousands of animals die everyday killed for meat eaters and this will be their vengance ๐Ÿ˜‰

  40. Anonymous

    stupid ass retrd