zoitz
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Horror story

April 21st, 2008

UPDATE: Sorry everybody, no comic today. I’ve simply been swamped with work for the past few days. Look for a return on Friday Saturday. Thanks!

Am I so out of touch…? No, it’s the children who are wrong.

Posted in c, horror story, penguins, programming, python

18 Responses

  1. Halfcent

    It looks like your penguin has been cheezing :)

  2. Ravenhawk

    No missing semicolons? Gasp.
    One of these days I’m going to get around to trying python.

  3. Mills

    Man, that penguin is cheezing his f’ing brains out.

  4. tonyb

    I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep for a week
    *shivers*

  5. MexicanJesus

    LMAO. Love the moment.

  6. Tim

    All talk about animal urine aside, I hate when I think I know what’s wrong and then I go back to the code and it’s there

  7. Ken

    But then he noticed it, the thing that chilled him to the core: The blocks had no delimiters!

    eeek!

  8. Mitch

    And ruby, the semicolon is optional there.

  9. John S

    An invisible delimiter is still a delimiter. I would rather have an explicit printable character like ‘;’ as my statement delimiter than some odd invisible newline thing

  10. Evan

    If your newlines are invisible, you’re using the wrong editor. :-)

    In all seriousness, sanely-formated code always follows the semicolon with a newline anyway, so there’s really a two-character statement delimiter–it’s just by convention rather than mandated by the grammar. If you always use both, what exactly is the semicolon’s purpose?

    There’s a similar sane-formatting argument to be made for indentation-delimited blocks, but it’s not as exact a match.

  11. Even Stephen

    We hired a programmer who said he knew Python a while back. This is what he turned in:

    def __init__(self, width, height,
    color=’black’, emphasis=None, highlight=0):
    if width == 0 and height == 0 and \
    color == ‘red’ and emphasis == ‘strong’ or \
    highlight > 100:
    raise ValueError(“sorry, you lose”)
    if width == 0 and height == 0 and (col….I quit. This is too hard.

  12. Anonymous

    But I always end up with missing colons in my python programs. Why does it require the colons after class, def, etc.?! Why?!

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  14. monk.e.boy

    Lots of people say they can’t code without semi-colons, I have to ask, do you not indent your code?

    Anyone who indents their code should love python.

    And if you say “yeah but I have this weird situation where odd indentation really helps the readbility” then I expect you aren’t doing the Python way. Use a dictionary of functions

  15. anton

    I have the odd situation where I use indentation to check errors in my code, that is if autoindentation doesn’t look correct I know i missed something…

  16. Leo Petr

    Incidentally, semicolons are perfectly legal (but optional) in Python code. You can use them anywhere you might in C or Perl or Java.

    This kept me sane while I was writing school assignments in Perl for one class and in Python for another. I’d just always use semicolons at the end of a line.

  17. Mike

    I love The Simpsons touch with your comment after the comic

  18. Vlad

    Hey! I Arrived at your comic today through reddit, and I love it!

    You’re in my RSS reader now. Keep up the great work!